famous qoutes,movie lines,lyrics and words you live by.

teacher : bakit mas madaling mamulaklak and halaman kapag kinaka-usap mo ito?
sister brad : kasi gusto nya ng may sounds.....
clasmates : (laughs)
sister brad : (blushes & scratches head....)
- sister brad in highschool

killarvz wrote:

I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?

sabi din nya:

"if you are fucking with me, you are fucking with the best"

sauna - the inevitable "it was a mistake right from the very start"

die by the sword --- tom araya

Hando: What'd you run into me for?
Tiger: I didn't mean it, mate, that guy pushed me.
Hando: What'd you run into me for? What are you doing here? *What* are you doing here?
[grabs Tiger by the shoulder]
Hando: I'm gonna tell you something.
Hando: I want you to listen to me now, OK?
This... is... not... your... country.

Hando, 1992 (Film Victoria/ Seon Film Prods./Australian Film Comission)


fast forward to jep, office, 2009
American Boss visiting site: blah blah blah blah.. 2x, blah blah blah blah.. 25x
Jep: instead of slacking off at my desk you call in my team for this conference ?! (thinking to myself lang)
2nd American Boss visiting site: blah blah bla-blah... 156x
Jep: (again thinking to myself lang) DIS... IS NAT... YOR... KANTRI....
PAK OP!
all the while combating heavy, imminent slumber.

xlolzx

" dear god, please save me from your followers, especially the fundamentalist ones. " - Atheist proverbs


taken from anom's blog:

jesus to judas in what is known as heaven.

jesus : oh bat kulang inintrega mong silver coins?
judas : eh boss, ayaw magbigay ni satanas!
jesus : aba loko! baket daw?
judas : abuso na daw kayo boss, pati ba naman daw dito nangingikil ka?
jesus : ano pa ba? eh di para sa protection nya yun! gunawin ko impiyerno nung hayup na yun eh!
judas : easy boss, palamig muna tayo dun sa kwarto. massage boss?! gusto nyo?
jesus : tara!

"walang pangit sa titing galit" ---niggatron

killing christians today wrote:

" dear god, please save me from your followers, especially the fundamentalist ones. " - Atheist proverbs


taken from anom's blog:

jesus to judas in what is known as heaven.

jesus : oh bat kulang inintrega mong silver coins?
judas : eh boss, ayaw magbigay ni satanas!
jesus : aba loko! baket daw?
judas : abuso na daw kayo boss, pati ba naman daw dito nangingikil ka?
jesus : ano pa ba? eh di para sa protection nya yun! gunawin ko impiyerno nung hayup na yun eh!
judas : easy boss, palamig muna tayo dun sa kwarto. massage boss?! gusto nyo?
jesus : tara!

cool

asawa palang naman eh - sulotero

" GOD is DEAD, GOD remains DEAD!!!"
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"i'm a straight edge! i have chosen this path not to fit a mold, not to join a trend not to follow a crowd, but because its right for me

-xkikox

ukinam1978 wrote:

killarvz wrote:

I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?

sabi din nya:

"if you are fucking with me, you are fucking with the best"

Pinaka pamatay nya yung:

"I Always Tell the Truth even when i Lie."

pangalawa lang yung " Say Hello to my little Friend!"

E yung :


Hey, remember me? BENNY BLANCO From the Bronx!

-benny blanco from the bronx

Sumama ka sa mga tropa mong walang kwenta - Zunday

nabuhay kang kupal mamamatay kang kupal - unknown

di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod


- anonymous

odessa wrote:

di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod


- anonymous

wahahaha !
simple pero malupet ! haha

"...EH 'DI PAKAMATAY KA NA LANG KAYA."

- CONSIGLIERI TO ANONYMOUS

tat's boy wrote:

"walang pangit sa titing galit" ---niggatron

"WALANG MATANDA SA TITING MATABA" ---TATINGERZ DA ATSAY KILLAH

"IF THERE'S GRASS ON THE PITCH, GO PLAY" ---E_D THE NEIGHBORHOOD PEDO'

JAKOL LANG NG JAKOL


-NIGGATRON

"...ARAYYY!!! TANGINA AYUSIN MO! SABI NG DAHAN-DAHANIN MO DAHIL YUNG MGA BULBUL KO, SUMASABIT SA MGA BAKAL DYAN SA NGIPIN MO!!! LINTEK. PUNYETA! DI KA NATUTO..."

-ANG SABI NI SPEAKERPUSHER SA KANYANG KAWAWANG GELPREN NA NAKA-BRACES

NIGGATRON wrote:

"...ARAYYY!!! TANGINA AYUSIN MO! SABI NG DAHAN-DAHANIN MO DAHIL YUNG MGA BULBUL KO, SUMASABIT SA MGA BAKAL DYAN SA NGIPIN MO!!! LINTEK. PUNYETA! DI KA NATUTO..."

-ANG SABI NI SPEAKERPUSHER SA KANYANG KAWAWANG GELPREN NA NAKA-BRACES

BASHTUSH!

foul yun baby josh wag ganon..

BoYsabaw wrote:

"its better to be hated for what you are than to love for what you are not"

-t-shirt sa recto

di poh nagsasalita ang tshirt

jeffrotten wrote:

BoYsabaw wrote:

"its better to be hated for what you are than to love for what you are not"

-t-shirt sa recto

di poh nagsasalita ang tshirt

pero ito ay may statement

tadsz wrote:

jeffrotten wrote:

BoYsabaw wrote:

"its better to be hated for what you are than to love for what you are not"

-t-shirt sa recto

di poh nagsasalita ang tshirt

pero ito ay may statement

pro mas mabuti na alamin natin kung kanino nanggaling ung statement

Walk unseen past tha' graves and tha' gates, born without a face

TATAY: Hanapin mo yung walis! Pag di mo nakita yun....Makikita mo sa akin!
ANAK: Pucha! nasa kanya naman pala yung walis, pinapahanap pa sakin!

ang alamat ng "SAYOTE"

ATE:bunso kanino tong sulat sa lamesa?

BUNSO: SAYO'TE'

ATE:FTW?

killarvz wrote:

ang alamat ng "SAYOTE"

ATE:bunso kanino tong sulat sa lamesa?

BUNSO: SAYO'TE'

ATE:FTW?

hahahaha! walang hiya ka!

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius.

jeffrotten wrote:

tadsz wrote:

jeffrotten wrote:

BoYsabaw wrote:

"its better to be hated for what you are than to love for what you are not"

-t-shirt sa recto

di poh nagsasalita ang tshirt

pero ito ay may statement

pro mas mabuti na alamin natin kung kanino nanggaling ung statement

Familiar sa kin yan... parang tagline sa isang movie na mga babaeng gangster...

"kung gustong magpapresko, magpalamig ng ulo...pumunta ka sa Baguio..."

-"ELVIS AND JAMES",,, Joey & Rene

WALANG IMPOSIBLE SA DIYOS
-sabog sa Baler

miyong wrote:

"Kuya..." (nagmamakaawang tono)
-sabi ng bakla kay Banjo at Marco eksaktong alas-6 ng umaga

SLOWLY BUT SHIRLEY...
-tropa sa Taft

"para malaman mo na ikaw ang aking anak, ilabas mo ang iyong.... 2rat"

-SuperMouse and the Robo-Rats(joey de leon)

subo mo na habang mainit pa - tigang

"We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful.

But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls - has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in: machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little: More than machinery we need humanity; More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost." -Charli Chaplin "The Great Dictator"

selo is the name wrote:

SLOWLY BUT SHIRLEY...
-tropa sa Taft

tanginang yan!!!
ang lakas mang-amats eh!!!

pag to di mo alam papatayin ka ng mga lasing

selo is the name wrote:

jeffrotten wrote:

tadsz wrote:

jeffrotten wrote:

BoYsabaw wrote:

"its better to be hated for what you are than to love for what you are not"

-t-shirt sa recto

di poh nagsasalita ang tshirt

pero ito ay may statement

pro mas mabuti na alamin natin kung kanino nanggaling ung statement

Familiar sa kin yan... parang tagline sa isang movie na mga babaeng gangster...

hndi no

Cunningilus wrote:

pag to di mo alam papatayin ka ng mga lasing

wahaha ang kulet

^^^ TANGINA BRAD... AMPOGEE MO PALA!!!!



FUCK!!!!!!!

NIGGATRON wrote:

^^^ TANGINA BRAD... AMPOGEE MO PALA!!!!



FUCK!!!!!!!

KUMANA KA NANAMAN!

NIGGATRON wrote:

^^^ TANGINA BRAD... AMPOGEE MO PALA!!!!



FUCK!!!!!!!

zup josh??? ang BP ha?
iwas muna sa pork

NYAHAHAHAHA!!! "LOOK WHO'S TALKING" LOL!

MUKA NGANG NA TRIPLE BYPASS KA NA SA ICHURA NA YAN EH.

LOL!!!!

TANGA!

"Don't expect music when the melody is anger, when the message sings defiance, three chords are frustration when the words are from the heart"
- Bullshit Detector sleeve notes

di baleng pagod..wag lang patay....

o kaya.....to use or not to use the overpass....that is the question...

---mga tumatawid sa commonwealth avenue....

Show your BUTT!!!

- Billy Blanks (tae-bo fame)

learn to love people and use things
not like.. loving things and using people!
-some friend who read a quote from one of his friends