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jeroytriple7
| Subject: Re: CONYO Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:22 am | |
| 1.Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!" "Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!" "Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in dasma pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?" "What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?" "Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mahaba!" "I know right? So sarap nga, eh!" "You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, algebra is so hirap, pare." "I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex: "My bag is so bigat today, you know" "I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!" "Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?" "It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!" "Kaka?" "Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect! ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!" "Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!" | |
| | | BongBong
| Subject: Re: CONYO Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:56 pm | |
| ang kokorni talaga ng mga konyo | |
| | | NewYorkCubaoHardCorn
| Subject: Re: CONYO Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:12 pm | |
| - jeroytriple7 wrote:
- "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"..."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!" at pag may nakakasabay akong ganyan sa MRT pagpasok ko sa trabaho sinasabihan ko ng marahan at malambing ng ganito: "A miss, alam mo ba, tangina, ang arte-arte mo. Dun ka kaya sumakay sa women's coach sa una ng di ka nahihipuan dito. Nag-college ka naman pero ang tanga-tanga mo. At sa susunod, miss, mag-taxi ka o kaya magdala ka ng sarili mong kotse." isa pang napansin ko, may mga konyitang mahilig magsuot ng mga damit galing sa children's section ng dept store tapos kuntodo takip sa kanilang cleavage at plunging necklines sabay hatak sa kanilang mini skirt...habang tinitigasan ako sa pamboboso hehehe with the number of exposed skin i see everyday in my daily commute, makes me wonder whether there's fabric shortage in the metro hahaha! | |
| | | tat's boy
| Subject: Re: CONYO Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:53 pm | |
| may idea ako kung bakit umiikli skirt ng mga babaeng nagtiti-nes, napupunta naman un sa mga short ng basketball player. diba nigga? | |
| | | chekays
| Subject: Re: CONYO Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:23 pm | |
| - jeroytriple7 wrote:
- 1.Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!" "Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!" "Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in dasma pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?" "What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?" "Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mahaba!" "I know right? So sarap nga, eh!" "You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, algebra is so hirap, pare." "I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex: "My bag is so bigat today, you know" "I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!" "Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?" "It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!" "Kaka?" "Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect! ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!" "Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!" gawa mo to? nice observation. alam na alam. | |
| | | NIGGATRON
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:12 am | |
| - jeroytriple7 wrote:
- 1.Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!" "Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!" "Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in dasma pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?" "What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?" "Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mahaba!" "I know right? So sarap nga, eh!" "You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, algebra is so hirap, pare." "I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex: "My bag is so bigat today, you know" "I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!" "Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?" "It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!" "Kaka?" "Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect! ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!" "Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!" YOU FLIPS ARE TRULY DISGUSTING (VER.17.6) | |
| | | killing christians today
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:58 am | |
| - jeroytriple7 wrote:
- 1.Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!" "Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!" "Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in dasma pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?" "What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?" "Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mahaba!" "I know right? So sarap nga, eh!" "You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, algebra is so hirap, pare." "I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex: "My bag is so bigat today, you know" "I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!" "Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?" "It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!" "Kaka?" "Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect! ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!" "Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!" oh dear god... please help me not to hate the ones we must destroy... please. | |
| | | pierminator
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:05 pm | |
| Parang mga mararaming KRIS AQUINO putahahahaha! si GOLIMAR lang ang katapat nyan! | |
| | | NewYorkCubaoHardCorn
| Subject: Re: CONYO Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:30 am | |
| - pierminator wrote:
- Parang mga mararaming KRIS AQUINO putahahahaha!
tama ka dyan dre, KRIS PUQUIÑO. hahaha! | |
| | | tat's boy
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:42 pm | |
| ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
ayos hekhekhekhekhek sana sagot mo "MSG ang tagal kasi ni lola tumawid sa riles" | |
| | | Jepoyic
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:13 pm | |
| Meron ba akong napansin sa mga conyo, para bang meron silang mga mentality na kailangan dapat bibili nang bench, penshoppe or whatever na sikat sa mall or sa mga kabataan ngayon, bukod pa dun eh ayun, mga social climbers nga at gagawin nila ang lahat para mapulldown ang mga tao sa isang society. Ako eh biktima ako nang mga conyotiks, lagi akong linoloko nuong high school na "nerd" nung mga kaklase ko sa isang seksyon dati, para lang ba makasama sila sa mga ibang tao, mga walang hiya eh.
Di ko pati gusto ang mga konyo/conyo talaga, mapanglait sila at walang alam gawin kung hindi pumorma at mag mukhang mayaman. Most of them pati eh may iq na below 50 siguro, equivalent sila nang mga chav dito. | |
| | | BongBong
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:43 pm | |
| ahaha conyotiks are stereotypical and also they are douchebags too... hmm magandang topic to sa anthropology at sociology hahaha | |
| | | janggoII
| Subject: Re: CONYO Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:32 pm | |
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| | | xKiK0x
| Subject: Re: CONYO Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:08 pm | |
| - NewYorkCubaoHardCorn wrote:
- jeroytriple7 wrote:
- "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"..."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!" at pag may nakakasabay akong ganyan sa MRT pagpasok ko sa trabaho sinasabihan ko ng marahan at malambing ng ganito:
"A miss, alam mo ba, tangina, ang arte-arte mo. Dun ka kaya sumakay sa women's coach sa una ng di ka nahihipuan dito. Nag-college ka naman pero ang tanga-tanga mo. At sa susunod, miss, mag-taxi ka o kaya magdala ka ng sarili mong kotse."
isa pang napansin ko, may mga konyitang mahilig magsuot ng mga damit galing sa children's section ng dept store tapos kuntodo takip sa kanilang cleavage at plunging necklines sabay hatak sa kanilang mini skirt...habang tinitigasan ako sa pamboboso hehehe
with the number of exposed skin i see everyday in my daily commute, makes me wonder whether there's fabric shortage in the metro hahaha! dapat sa mga yan tinatali tapos gawin mong sexslave sa loob ng isang linggo para mawala ang pagkasusyal. problema lng pag nasarapan yan talaptalap .. hahaha juk onli..hihi | |
| | | rupert
| Subject: Re: CONYO Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:30 am | |
| - xxxpinoystraightedgexxx wrote:
- NewYorkCubaoHardCorn wrote:
- jeroytriple7 wrote:
- "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"..."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!" at pag may nakakasabay akong ganyan sa MRT pagpasok ko sa trabaho sinasabihan ko ng marahan at malambing ng ganito:
"A miss, alam mo ba, tangina, ang arte-arte mo. Dun ka kaya sumakay sa women's coach sa una ng di ka nahihipuan dito. Nag-college ka naman pero ang tanga-tanga mo. At sa susunod, miss, mag-taxi ka o kaya magdala ka ng sarili mong kotse."
isa pang napansin ko, may mga konyitang mahilig magsuot ng mga damit galing sa children's section ng dept store tapos kuntodo takip sa kanilang cleavage at plunging necklines sabay hatak sa kanilang mini skirt...habang tinitigasan ako sa pamboboso hehehe
with the number of exposed skin i see everyday in my daily commute, makes me wonder whether there's fabric shortage in the metro hahaha!
dapat sa mga yan tinatali tapos gawin mong sexslave sa loob ng isang linggo para mawala ang pagkasusyal. problema lng pag nasarapan yan talaptalap .. hahaha juk onli..hihi Did you just say "rape" is the answer? Eh anong problema kung naka mini skirt ang mga sosi? That's their own choice | |
| | | raymond667
| | | | BongBong
| Subject: Re: CONYO Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:25 pm | |
| wala namang masama kung mag eenglish english tapos may tagalog... ang masama pinipilit magenglish para maging "COOL" kahit nababano na at nagkakanda loko loko na ang pageenglish niya ehh kaya naman niyang magtagalog para makipagcommunicate sa iba... | |
| | | hubert webb
| Subject: Re: CONYO Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| - rupert wrote:
- xxxpinoystraightedgexxx wrote:
- NewYorkCubaoHardCorn wrote:
- jeroytriple7 wrote:
- "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"..."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!" at pag may nakakasabay akong ganyan sa MRT pagpasok ko sa trabaho sinasabihan ko ng marahan at malambing ng ganito:
"A miss, alam mo ba, tangina, ang arte-arte mo. Dun ka kaya sumakay sa women's coach sa una ng di ka nahihipuan dito. Nag-college ka naman pero ang tanga-tanga mo. At sa susunod, miss, mag-taxi ka o kaya magdala ka ng sarili mong kotse."
isa pang napansin ko, may mga konyitang mahilig magsuot ng mga damit galing sa children's section ng dept store tapos kuntodo takip sa kanilang cleavage at plunging necklines sabay hatak sa kanilang mini skirt...habang tinitigasan ako sa pamboboso hehehe
with the number of exposed skin i see everyday in my daily commute, makes me wonder whether there's fabric shortage in the metro hahaha!
dapat sa mga yan tinatali tapos gawin mong sexslave sa loob ng isang linggo para mawala ang pagkasusyal. problema lng pag nasarapan yan talaptalap .. hahaha juk onli..hihi Did you just say "rape" is the answer? Eh anong problema kung naka mini skirt ang mga sosi? That's their own choice OWNED HAHAHA! | |
| | | yokiisthename
| Subject: Re: CONYO Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:24 pm | |
| - hubert25 wrote:
- rupert wrote:
- xxxpinoystraightedgexxx wrote:
- NewYorkCubaoHardCorn wrote:
- jeroytriple7 wrote:
- "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"..."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!" at pag may nakakasabay akong ganyan sa MRT pagpasok ko sa trabaho sinasabihan ko ng marahan at malambing ng ganito:
"A miss, alam mo ba, tangina, ang arte-arte mo. Dun ka kaya sumakay sa women's coach sa una ng di ka nahihipuan dito. Nag-college ka naman pero ang tanga-tanga mo. At sa susunod, miss, mag-taxi ka o kaya magdala ka ng sarili mong kotse."
isa pang napansin ko, may mga konyitang mahilig magsuot ng mga damit galing sa children's section ng dept store tapos kuntodo takip sa kanilang cleavage at plunging necklines sabay hatak sa kanilang mini skirt...habang tinitigasan ako sa pamboboso hehehe
with the number of exposed skin i see everyday in my daily commute, makes me wonder whether there's fabric shortage in the metro hahaha!
dapat sa mga yan tinatali tapos gawin mong sexslave sa loob ng isang linggo para mawala ang pagkasusyal. problema lng pag nasarapan yan talaptalap .. hahaha juk onli..hihi Did you just say "rape" is the answer? Eh anong problema kung naka mini skirt ang mga sosi? That's their own choice OWNED HAHAHA! sounds like these girls need help.. wa ha ha... "Tang ina ang arte mo!" Golden qoute eh! | |
| | | jakedrunkpunk
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:07 am | |
| - Jepoyic wrote:
- Meron ba akong napansin sa mga conyo, para bang meron silang mga mentality na kailangan dapat bibili nang bench, penshoppe or whatever na sikat sa mall or sa mga kabataan ngayon.
hindi yata brand ng conyos/conyas ang bench at penshoppe. | |
| | | xKiK0x
| Subject: Re: CONYO Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:18 am | |
| - rupert wrote:
- xxxpinoystraightedgexxx wrote:
- NewYorkCubaoHardCorn wrote:
- jeroytriple7 wrote:
- "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"..."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" "I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!" at pag may nakakasabay akong ganyan sa MRT pagpasok ko sa trabaho sinasabihan ko ng marahan at malambing ng ganito:
"A miss, alam mo ba, tangina, ang arte-arte mo. Dun ka kaya sumakay sa women's coach sa una ng di ka nahihipuan dito. Nag-college ka naman pero ang tanga-tanga mo. At sa susunod, miss, mag-taxi ka o kaya magdala ka ng sarili mong kotse."
isa pang napansin ko, may mga konyitang mahilig magsuot ng mga damit galing sa children's section ng dept store tapos kuntodo takip sa kanilang cleavage at plunging necklines sabay hatak sa kanilang mini skirt...habang tinitigasan ako sa pamboboso hehehe
with the number of exposed skin i see everyday in my daily commute, makes me wonder whether there's fabric shortage in the metro hahaha!
dapat sa mga yan tinatali tapos gawin mong sexslave sa loob ng isang linggo para mawala ang pagkasusyal. problema lng pag nasarapan yan talaptalap .. hahaha juk onli..hihi Did you just say "rape" is the answer? Eh anong problema kung naka mini skirt ang mga sosi? That's their own choice ahahaha dats a joke lng naman haha my joke sa huli | |
| | | JC
| Subject: Re: CONYO Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:15 pm | |
| sabi nung teacher ko sa english
ang ibig sabihin daw dati ng conyo ay stupid looking guys wearing wearing stupid looking clothes.. hehe..siguro may isang taga ibay bansa (kasi sabi ng teacher ko un daw ay salita galing sa ibang bansa) tapos nagpunta sya dito at tinawag nya un mga mayayamang taong mukang "di maintindihan kung anu itsura" na CONYO. tas akala ng mga pilipino astig un conyo...kayo un nagsiconyohan na sila e muka naman ewan. aus nga ang conyo e....chick magnet. hahaha un ay theory ko lang. | |
| | | jeffrotten
| Subject: Re: CONYO Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:45 pm | |
| - yokiisthename wrote:
- okay, napagusapan lang namin 'to nang utol ko kanina. Ang alam ko kasi is ang CONYO eh yung mga anak mayaman... Pero anu ba talaga depinisyon ng conyo bakit maraming galit sa kanila. curious lang...
conyo = colonial mentality so dont be hypocrite if you say that youre not a conyo because you really are! not just you but all of us let's admit it rock/hardcore/punk/metal etc. comes from west countries right? | |
| | | BongBong
| Subject: Re: CONYO Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:01 pm | |
| kaya mraming ayaw saknila kasi kahit halatang barok na mag-english pinipilit pa ring mag-english kahit kaya namang itagalog para maging KEWL... kaya akala tuloi nila KEWL iyun... yeah KEWL | |
| | | jeffrotten
| Subject: Re: CONYO Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:14 pm | |
| - BongBong wrote:
- kaya mraming ayaw saknila kasi kahit halatang barok na mag-english pinipilit pa ring mag-english kahit kaya namang itagalog para maging KEWL... kaya akala tuloi nila KEWL iyun... yeah KEWL
tol repost ba yan? ito yung nasa god thread ah | |
| | | BongBong
| Subject: Re: CONYO Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:21 pm | |
| ^^ nalito kasi ako kala ko iyung pinagpopostan ko conyo thread... yun pala god thread FAIL | |
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