Santa Claus for the lulz

I used to believe he exists (along with a few of my imaginary friends) when I was around 5-8 years old, then eventually, when I was in 4th grade, I stopped sending him "letters" because he was not replying anyway. What a douchebag right? But I don't completely hate him because I got my presents. Uh-huh.

Seriously, now that I think about it, he is kinda creepy.

but be honest, did you or did you not believe in Santa Claus when you were a kid? (unless you never had a childhood, just shut up, and PM me about your lost childhood, free of charge.)

yes, do it for graet justice. nao.

up until i was ten
from then on, i was all about spinning in a swivel chair & staring dazed at Xmas lights

rupert wrote:

up until i was ten
from then on, i was all about spinning in a swivel chair & staring dazed at Xmas lights

"he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."

i think santa is a pedo. :'(

whenever we put socks on our window. he gave us lots of chocolates and smooth P100 bills.... LULZ!

One time when i'm about to check my christmas socks, i saw my mom putting some chocolates and money on it. It was Christmas Eve, around 1996 or 1997.

SANTA CLAUS is my mom. Haha!

bongklong_1881 wrote:

One time when i'm about to check my christmas socks, i saw my mom putting some chocolates and money on it. It was Christmas Eve, around 1996 or 1997.

SANTA CLAUS is my mom. Haha!

awesome. i never caught my mom though later on she eventually confessed that she was the one behind the santa scheme.

I still believe in Santa Clause up until now.. He's From Motown.. He's underground now (far out)

santa is bad inuuto niya yung mga bata para gumawa ng mabuti

^^ mas mabuti na nga iyun kaysa maging badbuy

btt: dati nung naniniwala pa ako sa kanya, pati gamit na medyas pinansabit ko sa bintana namin para lagyan ng regalo ni Santa. srs ako lulz

BongBong wrote:

^^ mas mabuti na nga iyun kaysa maging badbuy

btt: dati nung naniniwala pa ako sa kanya, pati gamit na medyas pinansabit ko sa bintana namin para lagyan ng regalo ni Santa. srs ako lulz

sana kahit gamit na di amoy imburnal. di ka na siguro kelangan mag taka kung ni isang kusing wala kang nakuha kay santa.

Pierminator2Judgementday wrote:

I still believe in Santa Clause up until now.. He's From Motown.. He's underground now (far out)

wao. ma tyempohan nga...

jeffrotten wrote:

santa is bad inuuto niya yung mga bata para gumawa ng mabuti

more like, bribery, kasi may "reward" naman eh pag gumawa ka ng mabuti.

hmm...mukhang behaviorist si santa eh, di kaya si santa ay si BF Skinner pala?!

BongBong wrote:

^^ mas mabuti na nga iyun kaysa maging badbuy

btt: dati nung naniniwala pa ako sa kanya, pati gamit na medyas pinansabit ko sa bintana namin para lagyan ng regalo ni Santa. srs ako lulz

di na ko nagtataka kung wla kang natanggap na regalo

nakita ko sis santa kaninang hapon sa loob ng farmers plaza sa cubao. sa may third floor..... promise! lolz

no love lost wrote:

Si Santa Claus ay isang white supremacist na sugo ng kapitalistang Amerika, sya ang simbolo ng mga Puting Dayuhang Kapitalista na nanunupil ng mga uring manggagawa. tingnan nyo yung sumbrero nya, nilagyan lang ng bilog sa dulo at kinulayang pula pero pag tiningnan mong mabuti kamuka sya ng sombrero ng mga Klu Klux Klan, tsaka kaya naging pula ang buong suot nya kase puti yun dati napuno lang ng dugo ng mga pinatay ni uncle SAM... ang tunay nyang pangalan ay Satan Klaus with a K! At ang mga nilalagay nya sa mga medyas ng mga bata ay mga armas tulad ng mga baril, c4 explosives at nintendo DS lite tulad ng mga medyas na puno ng mga armas na pinamimigay ni Uncle Sam tuwing may conflict sa South Africa, Middle east, MIDDLE EARTH etc... Ang tunay na Santa Claus ay hindi maputing maputi, at dapat sya ay singkit tulad ng mga eskimo kase dun sya nakatira sa Snow at malamang wala syang saplot tulad ng ABDOMINAL SNOWMAN este ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN pala. Tulad lang ni Papa Bro Jesus Christ na laging puti ang itsura sa mga piktyur pero ang totoo pano magkakaroon ng puting tao sa Israel nung mga panahong yun e ang init init dun, ang totoo e negro si Jesus, umitim kakalakad at kakapromote ng mga album nya na subersibo ang mensahe nung panahon ng Roman empire. So ang bottom line e mayroong global conspiracy dito, bakit caucasian lagi ang itsurA ni jesus at santa claus sa kulturang popular? ang theory ko e ang tunay na Jesus at Santa ay parehong negro at kaya nilang mag DUNK mula sa free throw line

epic symbology. sumulat ka kaya ng mga children's story books, to start them young. lulz.

sister brad wrote:

nakita ko sis santa kaninang hapon sa loob ng farmers plaza sa cubao. sa may third floor..... promise! lolz

namigay ng candy noh? dami na namang maki kidnap this xmas.

kidnap? why?

jeffrotten wrote:

kidnap? why?

dami kid pag xmas

the candy thing is only a ploy so santa can lure the kids to neverland ranch...

"santa klaws is kaming tu taaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwnnn.... NYEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

miapathology wrote:

the candy thing is only a ploy so santa can lure the kids to neverland ranch...

haha hindi ko alam na may ganyan pla. . . Mas lalo tuloy sumasama ang image ni santa sakin. .

BongBong wrote:

"santa klaws is kaming tu taaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwnnn.... NYEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

sila ba ung kunamanta nung may tae sa title? hehe di ko maalala eh

^^ si gabe mercado si ok ka lang ba tyan... ang name ng banda nila Da Pulis... lol oo sila rin yun a tkumanta din sla ng Rmember M.E. :p

sori guise naniniwala padin ako kay santa claus

lahat ng yan ay imbento lang ng isa sa pinaka maimpluwensyang toooot sa pilipinas hehe

xKiK0x wrote:

lahat ng yan ay imbento lang ng isa sa pinaka maimpluwensyang toooot sa pilipinas hehe

sa pilipinas nagmula iyong thinking na may santa claws??

honga. makes perfect sense.

ahahahaha ! sino ba nagtayo nag malaking krus sa cebu? sila sila ang nagpauso nyan ! hahaha

xKiK0x wrote:

ahahahaha ! sino ba nagtayo nag malaking krus sa cebu? sila sila ang nagpauso nyan ! hahaha

Sila din ata nagpauso ng mga pinaniniwalaan mo at ng karamihan. Hehe.

BTT:

Wala pa akong natanggap mula kay Santa Claus. I hate him.

pilipino ba un?

ahaha buti natatanggap ko ay mga malulutong at mababangong mga kwarta!

bagong sweldo ata si santa

teh trolls need not be fed.

flesh-eating satan claus. so don't tell me the caek is a lie.

c'mon niggatroll 'tis teh season to be fatty, falalalalalala.

Mark Maltrato wrote:

xKiK0x wrote:

ahahahaha ! sino ba nagtayo nag malaking krus sa cebu? sila sila ang nagpauso nyan ! hahaha

Sila din ata nagpauso ng mga pinaniniwalaan mo at ng karamihan. Hehe.

BTT:

Wala pa akong natanggap mula kay Santa Claus. I hate him.

oi oi oi mark litrato iba ako sa kanila hahaha

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